i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
"Oh yeah. *looks at scars with vague interest* I don’t know what happened. This body was like this when I took it over"
things to say when someone asks you about your scars (especially if they’re being rude and intrusive about it)
"Hufflepuffs are known to have good friends in Slytherin. Hufflepuffs are some of the few who won’t judge based on negative rumours. This means they’re the most likely to approach Slytherins and help them when in need. This makes amazingly loyal friends between the houses. Mess with a Hufflepuff, and you’ll likely find a Slytherin getting revenge for the more forgiving house."
HELL YEAH FUCKING RIGHT
it’s true doe
Management really has been too kind to us, I wonder what the occasion is, though…so unlike them…oh shush you, you must be looking in a mirror~
OH! YES, TRAFFIC!
Well, there have been very strange occurrences of blind, sapient cacti have been reaching us, so try to stay out of their way, they will not stop, and we don’t want to hinder their progress, do we, now, Desert Bluffs?
Yes, they have haven’t they? Of course it should be noted that Management is always kind as Strexcorp wants everyone to be happy and calm.
How fascinating! I wonder what they want? We should of course do everything in our power to help them!
blaaahh i had to take the contacts out, they were making my head hurt
but still Nessa everywhere else
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.
You should! They’ve been so good to us lately!
What was that last bit?
i…umm…i said how nice it was for management to give me a present…YES yes thats it yes…. I mean you are a wonderful creature, i really enjoy being around you…
How about that traffic news!
I AM CUTE AS FUCK OH MY GOD
You’re making me blush, Vanessa!
Oh how right you are! They’d be so sad to miss out on this—
OH! ‘Nessaaaa~ Did you speak to Station Management, too? It looks like they might’ve given you a little present~
OH! Oh how kind of them I didn’t know. I must remember to thank them for such a lovely gesture. Oh today is such a good day, new friends, presents from management, getting to work with you….
*pays homage to scott mccall*